How to...

...have a crappy start to your day:

Step 1: You must go to sleep feeling sad, stressed, and frustrated

Step 2: Wake up to a dark sky that never lightens because of all of the dark clouds

Step 3: Walk into your office to find that the rest of yesterday's project has dissappeared

Step 4: Go to the Data Cubicle (someone was probably trying to be helpful) and make sure that they tell you (in broken English) that you're too slow; and even though you're explaining that you're mostly done and will finish the project within the morning, it is imperative that they do not understand you

Step 5: Then you must spend time explaining the markings you have already made only to be mis-understood by the people who are taking over and insisting on doing it for you

Step 6: Finally, go back to your desk feeling worthless and completely unmotivated and attempt to finish what was left of your project to find that even Josh Groban cannot console you